Total Medals Earned: 146 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,525 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 9/16 (90/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/14 (165/315 points)
New creature alert
Complete chapter 1
Complete chapter 2
Complete chapter 3
Catch Mothman and beat the game
Complete every level
Complete speedrun mode in less than 4 minutes
Complete speedrun mode in less than 36 throws
Medals Earned: 6/18 (30/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
(splat)
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Collect 50 apples.
Collect 500 apples.
Collect 5000 apples.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started